Time flies when you’re gettin’ dirty, and it’s been a year of dirty on the dance floor, and apparently in the bathrooms, at COCKFIGHT! So break out the sports gear and get ready to sweat, because it’s gonna be a celebration you don’t want to miss!

DJs Earworm and Matt Hite are gonna work you into a fagtastic sweaty mess that only a trick from the after-the-bar-closes sidewalk sale could love!

PANSY THE DRUNKEN PANDA is gonna be a mess on the bar and so will our guest entertainers for the evening.

Low on funds? Not to worry, it’s still FREE before 10PM with 2-for-1 well drinks to get you on your way to waking up with dried cum on your favorite t-shirt.

Cost: FREE before 10PM and $7 after
When: Saturday, MARCH 20th
Where: 424 Haight Street (Underground SF)
Time: 9PM – 2AM

Invite your tricks via the Facebook event invite or become a fan so the ex will know how dirty you like it these days.

Every month we document the rowdiness that is COCKFIGHT, so make sure to check out all the photos to see how messy you really were.

Earworm has released his United State of  Pop 2009 (Blame it on the Pop) and is now off to Singapore to DJ at the Siloso Beach Party on New Years Eve while the rest of the COCKFIGHT crew has checked into rehab, but we wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year and and we’ll be seeing you at the next COCKFIGHT on Saturday, January 16th.

Download: United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop)

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