Are you ready for it? Having trouble picking out your favorite sportswear? Well, don’t worry, we don’t mind if you show up in a towel; the slutty locker room look works too.

It’s that time of the month to tell the boyfriend you’re going out for a run and make your way into COCKFIGHT to get dirty with some boy on the dance floor. Don’t worry about the sweat, we like you that way!

DJs Earworm and Matt Hite are gonna work you into a fagtastic sweaty mess that only a trick from the after-the-bar-closes sidewalk sale could love!

PANSY THE DRUNKEN PANDA is gonna be workin’ it on the bar and really wants to show you his pet snake!

Low on funds? Not to worry, it’s still FREE before 10PM with 2-for-1 well drinks to get you on your way to waking up with dried cum in your chest hair.

Cost: FREE before 10PM and $6 after
When: Saturday, FEBRUARY 20th
Where: 424 Haight Street (Underground SF)
Time: 9PM – 2AM

Invite your tricks via the Facebook event page or become a fan so the ex will know how dirty you like it these days.

Earworm has released his United State of  Pop 2009 (Blame it on the Pop) and is now off to Singapore to DJ at the Siloso Beach Party on New Years Eve while the rest of the COCKFIGHT crew has checked into rehab, but we wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year and and we’ll be seeing you at the next COCKFIGHT on Saturday, January 16th.

Download: United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop)

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Hugz Bunny with her fans. See if you can find your boyfriend behaving badly at COCKFIGHT.

Halloween was messy in Rainbowland and we have photos to prove it. After Pansy the Drunken Panda finished sniffing the backside of Glitter Puss Justin, Hugz Bunny worked her superpowers as Linda Carter before spinning into Wonder Woman and handing over the stage to Suppositori Spelling, as a naughty nurse, who then proceeded to give a bloody facial to an unsuspecting audience member. When everyone thought they were safe from the messy antics of the COCK FRIGHT crew, they were then paid a visit by the magical Barbiturate Bunny and his lovely assistant Nurse Heidi on the bar. Nurse Heidi performed the lullaby Killa Bunnies, by Moloko, while dispensing candy from the rear orifice of Barbiturate Bunny to the mortified yet aroused crowd. COCK FRIGHT will surely cause everyone involved to seek years of psychiatric help.

So make sure to schedule the appointment with your psychiatrist before the next COCKFIGHT on Saturday, November 21st.

Boys on the bar. Check out all the photos from Saturday, September 19th. In case you missed last month, not to worry, your new fuck buddy awaits you at next the COCKFIGHT on Saturday October, 17th.

Felicia Fellatio performing her slutty cheerleader duties. Check out all the photos from Saturday, July 18th.

You might not see Earworm out and about in the San Francisco clubs much these days, but that’s because he’s been busy as a musical mad scientist working in his laboratory on secret projects. He just finished working with Annie Lennox on a new mashup of her greatest hits and has more things to come. And as always, he along with Mattt Hite will work you into a fagtastic frenzy this Saturday with the best electro this side of the gay rainbow at COCKFIGHT.

We are moving COCKFIGHT to 3rd SATURDAYS of the month. So the next one will on July 18th. Check back for updates. We have added a video section and will start recording some of the midnight performances and posting them. Until then, enjoy some vintage spanking.

Pansy the Drunken Panda taking a break from his dirty mascot duties. Check out all the photos from Saturday, June 13.

Sometimes, getting in the mood requires motivation, like watching a porno before the boyfriend comes home for “date night”.

Well, we are here give you a hand, not so much with the boyfriend, although there is a good chance we probably already gave him a hand at some undisclosed location in SOMA. Instead we are here with some auditory motivation.

DJ Earworm has made you a COCKFIGHT MIXTAPE and although it may not be as satisfying as autofellatio, it’s sure to get you in the mood for COCKFIGHT!

COCKFIGHT MIXTAPE

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Track Listing

Midnight Star – Midas Touch (Starskee Remix)
Cass & Morgan – I Love Your Shoes
Lykke Li – Breaking It Up (Punks Jump Up Remix)
S’Express – Stupid Little Girls(Jbag’s Boomboxed Remix)
The Hump Day Project – Get the Hump Up
Annie – Two of Hearts (Richard X Production)
Phunk-a-Delic – Rockin’
Donna Summer – I Feel Love (Castelli & Bravetti Remix)
Marin Solveig – One 2.3 Four (Mason’s Dark Disco Mix)
Simian Mobile Disco – Hustler
The Missiles – Smalltown Boy
Bronski Beat – Smalltown Boy
Fukkk Offf – Rock Paper Scissors
Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland – 4 Minutes
Rod Stewart – Do Ya Think I’m Sexy (Solly Volume Remix)
Little Boots – Stuck on Repeat (Fake Blood Remix)
Crystal Waters – Gypsy Woman (T.O.M. & Buda Bootleg)
Sebastien Tellier – Kilometer (A-Trak Main)